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Anekdoodid

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Anekdoodid, naljad, ütlemised. Võivad sisaldada obstsöönsusi ja kirjavigu. Vajuta F5 või refreshi, et järgmist näha. Kui soovid anekdooti lisada, pane see kommentaariveergu.

Juhuslik anekdoot:

Milline häbematus, kaebab ärimehest külastaja hotelliomanikule.
Teie toapoiss kippus mind ahistama ning muutus lausa pealetükkivaks. Kuradi pede selline!
Miks te siis minema ei jooksnud? küsis hotelliomanik vastu.
Ma ei saanud, mul oli seljas väga kitsas seelik.

Anekdoote kokku: 7483.

3 Responses to “Anekdoodid”

  1. БECEДЫ O » Blog Archive » Huumor Says:
    May 3rd, 2006 at 8:47 pm Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/np7079/domains/ringmae.com/public_html/wp/wp-includes/functions-formatting.php on line 78

    [...] Neid on veel. Päris palju. Loe edasi. [...]

  2. mrt Says:
    May 4th, 2006 at 6:24 pm Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/np7079/domains/ringmae.com/public_html/wp/wp-includes/functions-formatting.php on line 78

    Valitud anekdoot: 8781. Anekdoote kokku: 7483. ? märkad vastuolu

  3. Administrator Says:
    May 4th, 2006 at 8:29 pm Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/np7079/domains/ringmae.com/public_html/wp/wp-includes/functions-formatting.php on line 78

    Nagu Pärtlile postituse kommentaaris ütlesin:

    "Tegelikult annab valitud anekdoot tabelist anekdoodi ID. Aga kuna minu katsetused MySQL ja PHP-ga polnud mingitel hetkedel kõige viljakandvamad ning anekdoodi ID tuli ‘auto incrementiga’, siis ongi ID osadel > COUNT(*)"

    A võtsin selle ära :p, tekitas segadust.

.pri.ee priiks!