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Anekdoodid

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Anekdoodid, naljad, ütlemised. Võivad sisaldada obstsöönsusi ja kirjavigu. Vajuta F5 või refreshi, et järgmist näha. Kui soovid anekdooti lisada, pane see kommentaariveergu.

Juhuslik anekdoot:

Keskeas proua ja tema tütar ilmuvad arsti vastuvõtule. Võtke riidest lahti preili!-käsib doktor. Vabandust- ütleb daam tungivalt- kuid haige ei ole tema, aga mina! Ja-ah!? Näidake keelt palun?

Anekdoote kokku: 7483.

3 Responses to “Anekdoodid”

  1. БECEДЫ O » Blog Archive » Huumor Says:
    May 3rd, 2006 at 8:47 pm Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/np7079/domains/ringmae.com/public_html/wp/wp-includes/functions-formatting.php on line 78

    [...] Neid on veel. Päris palju. Loe edasi. [...]

  2. mrt Says:
    May 4th, 2006 at 6:24 pm Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/np7079/domains/ringmae.com/public_html/wp/wp-includes/functions-formatting.php on line 78

    Valitud anekdoot: 8781. Anekdoote kokku: 7483. ? märkad vastuolu

  3. Administrator Says:
    May 4th, 2006 at 8:29 pm Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/np7079/domains/ringmae.com/public_html/wp/wp-includes/functions-formatting.php on line 78

    Nagu Pärtlile postituse kommentaaris ütlesin:

    "Tegelikult annab valitud anekdoot tabelist anekdoodi ID. Aga kuna minu katsetused MySQL ja PHP-ga polnud mingitel hetkedel kõige viljakandvamad ning anekdoodi ID tuli ‘auto incrementiga’, siis ongi ID osadel > COUNT(*)"

    A võtsin selle ära :p, tekitas segadust.

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